The silver screen has long been ahead of technology when it comes to sex robots. They’ve dreamed up some of the most beautiful and sexy robots imaginable and we thank them for sparking our fantasies. While we wait for the real thing, we’ll at least have the satisfaction of watching these make-believe robots on DVD. Here is our rundown of seven “A-List” sex robots. Head over to Netflix and check each one off your “to do” list.
1. The Fembots from Austin Powers
The fembots drove men crazy after making their appearance in Austin Powers. Sure they may be a bit dangerous, with machine gun breasts, but we think they are well worth the risk.
2. Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) from Weird Science
In Weird Science, after the boys are inspired by Frankenstein, they attach their computer to a Barbie doll, hack a government system, and are struck by lightening, creating one of the most beautiful gifts technology has ever produced: Lisa (played by Kelly LeBrock). With assets besides her beauty, she also can manipulate memories, molecules, and reality. We can only dream about what else this seductive sex robot can do.
3. Cameron (Summer Glau) from The Sarah Connor Chronicles
We don’t mind Cameron’s somewhat bland personality, because she makes up for it with her ass-kicking abilities and her outrageous hard body. Give us an apocalyptic future any day, if that future sends a hottie like this back to protect us.
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It was just earlier this week when we published the article, Sex Robots will Destroy the Human Species, says Christian Website, which detailed a Christian site’s contention that the rise of sex robots will effectively stop the reproduction of humans, since men will prefer to have sex with their hot androids. If everyone is boinking sex robots, where do the children come from? (We’re pretty sure that if we can have true sex robots, we’ll certainly have test tube babies, but we digress…)
Little did we know that Futurama had produced an animated short they call Anti-Robot Propoganda that illustrates the point that the site was trying to make, and illustrates it much more clearly — not to mention, hilariously. It stars teenager Billy and his sex robot, Marilyn Monroebot. You see Billy, like every teenage boy, just wants a female to fool around with. And that desire extends beyond his teen years. Watch the entertaining video to see one consequence of dating sex robots, at least in the world of cartoons.
Link to video: Hulu
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Maybe playing with dolls isn't so bad.
Feminists everywhere should be screaming, “Hooray for sex dolls!” Three waves of feminism later, everything you ladies, and selected gentleman worked hard for has arrived.
All you Baby Boomers and Baby Busters told yourselves you would be the ones that would change the world. You were going to rip that G.I. Joe action figure from your son’s hands and replace it with a Barbie…wait that’s too objectifying. How about a Bratz? Nope they look like whores. Hell I don’t know, some kind of doll. But sadly, you found out that unless everyone was paralleling your actions, you wouldn’t be able to get your son’s dirty fingers around that busty blonde Barbie — unless no one was looking.
But maybe your efforts weren’t wasted after all. Turns out these days, after puberty has past and bank accounts have filled, more and more men are beginning to play with dolls, $8,000 sex dolls that is, in the privacy of their own homes. And here are some reasons third wave feminists, just might find this techno-sexual revolution empowering.
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The subject of sex robots has now made the mainstream media, books have been written, and even a movie has been made with a Real Doll as the star. And now, it’s even become a subject for proselytizing Christian websites.
But they’re not seeing the sex robot in quite the same light as the rest of the anxious world. One such website, Evidence For God (www.godandscience.org), went public this month with their view.
It’s not just that it’s perverse to fool around with naughty little androids — christian blogger Rich Deem has a bit stronger opinion than that. His conclusion is that the sex robot spells nothing less than the impending doom of the human species. Hence, he titled his article, “Why Sex With Robots is Always Wrong: The Impending Demise of the Human Species.”
That’s right. It’s the end of the human race. We’re finished!
Why does the author think this? Don’t look to his unfocused and incoherent article, you won’t find an answer there.
His article is mostly a story. An account of the future, looking back at it from a time further in the future. It’s a tale of the rise of sex robots, and the correlated decline of morality and decency. He devotes most of his words to hot and getting hotter androids, and it’s filled with intricate details he’s conjured up. It’s sort of like a screenplay for a B science fiction movie. But, once you’ve finished reading it, Deem says that says the story is actually not about sex robots, it’s about virtual sex and its detrimental effects on people and society.
We have to ask, why then didn’t he just write a damn essay detailing his problems with pornography and virtual sex? We would not have had to read this laughable story. Our gut feel is that he’s an aspiring writer, and he wanted to get his feet wet. You know what though, as bad as he is, a career in writing could work out for him, as it seems any work of fiction written by a Christian sells to millions of other Christians. Kind of like Christian rock music. But, we digress…
You can read his whole article, but let’s start out by summarizing his story.
[You have to read this, if you want to laugh...]
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We’ve long been big fans of the interactive sex program, VirtualFem. While we wait for a real, live sex robot, we find that the VirtualFem girls fills the void quite nicely with some incredible POV virtual sex. And, rather than sexing it up with animated virtual girls prevalent in virtual sex games with VirtualFem you control the action of real girls, in HD, with sophisticated artificial intelligence on your PC. You can even have conversations with the young ladies (yeah, we buy Playboy for the articles…).
Each month a new girl is added to the lineup. Right now, we count 76 lovely young women available to you. But VirtualFem deserves a round of applause for Number 76, Faith. She is a stunner! Just look at those lips. And the rest of her looks even better. Wait until you see her in action.
Just being able to have your way with Faith would make this virtual sex game worth buying. But, you get the other 75 obedient girls for the same price. Just download the “sex robot” of your choice.
Each of the girls have a brain, a vocabulary, a voice, feelings and even a sense of humor. They speak to you in an audible voice and can understand your words either by what you say into a microphone or key into the chat box. The girls will hold conversations with you, understand your naughty requests, and offer to perform sexual acts with you, which occur in the first person point of view (POV). They carry on small talk, but make no mistake, these girls are outright horny and ready to go. Over and over.
Remember, each month your membership enables you to download a new girl. We can’t wait to see #77 next month.
Check it out at: VirtualFem
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